Greg Hahn - Stand-up Comedian
"My tax accountant has everything so
organized...
He even let me know which month I'm going to jail!"
OUTRAGEOUS RIDICULOUS ORIGINAL
Here's a guy that brings something to the party…Headlice.
Greg Hahn has parlayed his absurdly energetic, all out style of physical
humor, one liners and crowd work, into an act with no waiting for the funny,
just immediate pandemonium and panic. His massive likeability and wild
stylings have led to numerous television, corporate and college appearances
throughout the country.
Developmentally arrested, Greg was raised in South Florida where in high
school he amused the Catholic nuns by poking holes in his pockets enabling
pens and pencils to shoot out of his pant leg.
As a college basketball player his tendency for half court shots got him
benched.
As a Captain in the Marines Corps, Greg kept his men highly motivated and
could not overemphasize that camouflage is continuous.
While a buyer for Lockheed Corporation, he thought “Why make $200 a day,
when I can be a comedian and make that in a week!”
After several serious jobs where he refused to be serious, Greg turned pro
as a stand up comedian.
The career began with several months of brutal open mics and talent shows.
He then landed the absurd gig as emcee for a lumberjack show at Six Flags
Great America. This career choice supplied him with a microphone and four huge
audiences a day, "I had to do jokes while a bunch of drunks ran around
swinging axes. We had a log rolling dog that couldn’t even swim, she would fly
off the log and sink. We named her Splash.”
Soon afterwards, he worked as an actor in the Wild Wild Wild West Stunt
Show at Universal Studios. "For $20 an hour, I'd run out, fall down a few
times and get hit in the head with a stick".
At night he continually honed his stand up skills and after several years
of club work moved his career to New York City.
While in New York, Greg developed into a touring headliner and co-starred
in the independent film Tomorrow Night which premiered at the Sundance Film
Festival. Then, after successful shows at the Montreal and Chicago Comedy
Festivals, Greg enjoyed hit television appearances on Late Night with Conan
O'Brien, Comedy Central's Premium Blend, Make Me Laugh (5 episodes) and Louis
CK's Pulp Comics. He recently had wild appearances on 30 Seconds to Fame and
Cedric the Entertainer Presents with the Fox network and the CBS hit show Star
Search.
Continuing to advance his career in film and television, Greg has since
relocated to Los Angeles where he consistently performs at the world famous
Comedy Magic Club in Hermosa Beach and the Hollywood Improv. In between shows
and acting classes he knocks out pull-ups, and goes ballistic on his drum set.
WHAT EVENT COORDINATORS ARE SAYING ABOUT GREG HAHN:
"WOW!! Thank you so much for getting Greg Hahn for our
event‡He is fantastic!! The energy he brings with him is contagious and I
honestly can’t remember when I laughed so hard it hurt. Even our auditors
commented to me about how funny and FUN Greg was!"
- Michele Lee, Day Runner
"I just want to let you know that Greg Hahn was a smashing
success in our conference last March‡I introduced Greg as a Harvard business
professor and my goodness did he do a fantastic job‡Some attendees had tears
rolling down their cheeks. Our senior partner saw Greg’s performance and is
now finding a way to get him involved in another conference."
- Eddie Tantoco, Meridian State and Local Taxes
"Everyone at Merrill Lynch just wanted to thank you for the
fabulous job you did at our client appreciation event. Everyone thought you
were absolutely hilarious! Thank you for all of your hard work and enthusiasm.
We can easily say that we made an excellent choice in choosing you to be our
entertainer."
- Merrill Lynch, Chico, Ca
